WHAT A HECK IS DIS GOOGLE! Shit..

After Shadav gave me da page with corrections,i did same with some minor editorial changes. Den made it all right. Den used http://www.google.com/addurl n added my site. Now wen i search it,its not getting indexed at all. Why its so

Den i went to http://www.google.com/webmasters added my site for verification. They gave me a meta tag or a html page to upload in the main page. I did the same only,but this shit,Google is saying,"WE COULD NOT FIND DA META TAG IN YOUR PAGE". I'm really angry now.

Probably your site included on their banned lists. Wait for some time (may be it take months) to get index by Google. Make pages with HTML editors like FrontPage or Dreamviewer. That is better choice for you.

Now wait for 2 weeks and see..

also make sure that you placed the meta tag that google gave to you on the page that you submitted to google, and placed the meta tag right before </head>

Hey, perhaps this might be some of your problem:

First off, get rid of the damn alert box. Not only is that annoying and inconsiderate as hell, but some bots will not go any further than that code, and will not index you.

Secondly, why do you have a 'title' metatag? Just use the <title>Your Title Here</title>.

Thirdly, and your biggest problem, is that you have loaded your keyword and description tags too much. Google and other search engines, particularly with the annoyingly stupid alert box, are going to identify your site as nothing but a spam site, and after seeing what you have done to your site I'm not certain that they are wrong.

To add to this, you do not need ampersands ( & ) in your keywords. Don't use parenthesis either. Just use keywords, about 20 of them, separated by a comma and space, not the bullshit you have loaded into your tags.

If you want to be serious about being a webmaster, then do it; don't come to us with a farce like this and then ask why you have not been indexed.

well the title and meta title was me i use the meta title for bots but the title for what i want my browser to say....

Check first if you are indexed or not in Google with this tool: https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/sitestatus

Then I suggest you to check your pages with my tool http://www.seoworkers.com/tools/analyzer.html

Also try with these too:
http://www.reactionengine.com/
http://tool.motoricerca.info/spam-detector/

I think this could be a good start.